“All I want for Christmas this year: I want a Cabbage Patch Kid. And I want a Keliko Vision. And I want world peace, but just for the parts of the world that are good, just the good parts of the world. And the other parts of the world? I just want like some kind of bowel disorder, that’s it, just like an irritable bowel syndrome, but certainly not war. I want a holster, but not a gun. What else do I want? What else do I want? I want a wallet, because I don’t ever want to spend money on a wallet. A wallet is a gift, really, if you think about it. I’m just saying these are some of the things I want for Christmas. And I also want somebody to meet me and I can meet them. And I want to meet someone who will, see this is the best part about it, I wanna meet someone tonight and I want to talk to them on phone the whole time and I wanna be like, “I gotta go play a show, but I’ll call you right after I get off stage, right after I get off stage.” And then I wanna talk to her the whole time, “I’m on the road, that’s the bus noise.” And then for Christmas, because we’ve only known each other for three weeks, I want her to give me something that makes absolutely no sense and has nothing to do with me as a person. “You couldn’t possibly have known, in the period of time you’ve know each other, what to buy me, and I think this gum-ball machine really proves that.” - John Mayer

Let’s see… It’s Saturday and I have nothing to do. Isn’t that wonderful? It’s 3:06 and I haven’t eaten anything yet, yay! Haha. Yes it’s bad but it just feels like even if you were to eat right for three meals a day with two snacks, and then worked out it still wouldn’t be enough. I feel like I have to skip something. On the other hand it’s not like I was really supremely hungry when I woke up today. I’ve been wanting to really test my hunger out to see what it feels like to be REALLY hungry. It’s this super primal feeling. It’s just so basic.

So I began my half-assed guitar training this morning and lets just say that I have a HUGE new found respect for anyone that plays the guitar. It’s insane. First off I can’t tune my guitar for shit. It’s horrible. But I did learn the C cord and G, I think. I played the french song, fara something. It was ok. It’s just going to take a lot of time to work up to a real song.

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