legitimate celebrity

by Valli

I love it when I have reasons to write in this thing. (Jamie, I seriously owe you an email, and I’ll get to it eventually, but most of what I have to say will probably end up here)

So… first off, that ho/bitch/jackass kimmie gibler is getting on my last nerve. Here’s the deal. My boss is finally getting the office that she deserves (they’re splitting my other bosses office in half) and at first the thought was that kimmie would get deb’s (my boss) old cube. I thought that was totally lame because a.) debs old cube is bigger than all the other cubes b) she doesn’t need all that space, she’s hardly here throughout the week and c) she never shuts up and I wouldn’t want to be in the middle of her and roxy all day , hearing them talk over me, helll nooo. So the day before our sales staff meeting, my other boss, morgan, was talking to deb about who was going to get who’s desk and whatnot, deb told him the original idea and he thought that I should have deb’s desk because of how chatty roxy and kimmie are, which made me very happy. So the next day we have our sales meeting which is just the females in the office. So at the end I brought up the fact that Deb’s office would be done this week (This was last friday), and she brought up the moving of cubes, but left it to us to decide who got which desk. Which of course pissed me off because I thought that she should just say who got what. So anyway I didn’t say anything, but kimmie, of course, goes “well I think that I should have it because it would be so noisy if rox and I sat together” something about how their voices would be travelling in the same direction or something. Super lame. So I was like whatever and then the meeting ended. It wasn’t really settled. So then I was thinking about it more and more and was totally pissed. So I emailed my boss, who was gone by this time, and told her that I thought that I should have the desk, for the reasons I’ve already listed above. So then I had this Monday off, and on Tuesday my boss hadn’t written me back but she and Morgan talked about it again and they agreed that I would get her old desk! Ha!

So now I have a new reason to despise Kimmie. Yesterday, my boss sent out an email saying that I would be getting her old desk. That was in the morning, then in the afternoon, Kimmie comes over to my desk and says something like “so where am I moving?” and I’m like “here”, or something like that. It was so stupid though because hello, deb sent that email. She’s a jackass. Anyway, that’s not all… then I heard her talking to Morgan and I know that they were talking about the television. I’ve basically held control of the television that’s on our side of the office. And when Chris the guy who is a producer is here he controls the channels that we watch (we only have one reciever), anyway… when he’s not here I usually have it on something that’s not news, like not cspan, but some makeover show or hgtv, or soap operas. So yesterday it just happened to be on the Wayne Brady show, ’cause there was nothing else on and thats what comes on before Oprah. There were some people singing on the show, badly on purpose. Maybe the volume was too high, I dunno. It wasn’t on high like you would normally have it on if you were at home or something. So anyway, thats when she was talking to Morgan. So this morning, Kimmie isn’t here, she got the day off to be with her friends who were visiting from out of town, but Morgan comes over to me and says that he got a complaint about the tv from ‘someone’ (like I don’t know). He said that originally the tv was intended to be used for background noise, blah, blah, blah, and that we should probably just keep it on news channels like cspan or cnbc or something. So I said that I didn’t care and that I didn’t want to be in charge of the tv anymore anyway. And I totally don’t because if I have to keep the tv at the volume that they want, I can’t hear it and it makes more sense for me to just continue to listen to my music. So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m not turning the tv on when I come in on Monday. Lets see how long it takes motormouth to say something about it being off. I can’t stand her at ALL.

to be continued…

Deb’s office is finally done and they moved her telephone line today so when she gets back she should be able to move all her stuff into her new office and then I can move my stuff over to her old desk. I can’t wait!