So lets just go over, for the record, the guys that are (at this point in time) eligible to marry me (in no particular order):

1.) John Mayer (anytime, anyplace)
2.) Ben Affleck (his political stumping for kerry/edwards just solidifies the fact that he is so cool)
3.) Mark Mulder (pitcher for the Oakland A’s, tall and hoottt)
4.) Gary Gulman (from Last Comic Standing on NBC, tall and hooottt and funny)
5.) Dale Earnhardt Jr. (anytime, anyplace)
6.) Josh Duhamel (there should be a reality show called “win a date with Josh Duhmel”, huge ratings, huge!)
7.) Leonardo Di Caprio (yes, he’s with Gisele, but you never know what could happen)
8.) Vince Vaughn (super tall, super hot and super funny)

This list can be edited at anytime to add or delete men. :) I really posted that because I wanted to gush about what a hottie Mark Mulder is and how I think he is just totally gorgeous. Any of these guys I would just like to be in the same room as them. They don’t even have to talk to me, I just wanna see them in person. To see if they’re as fabulous in person as I think that they are on the tele.

So today I had my pre-op appointments. I’ve been pre-admitted, so I have two hospital bracelets on right now that I have to wear until Monday. I had an EKG done and more lab work (blood drawn). They also gave me a breathing thing that I have to use after the surgery to make sure my lungs are ok. Tomorrow is the last day that I can eat regular food, whatever I want basically. But I’m going to make it “light”. Then on Sunday I can only have clear stuff, like apple juice, water, broth, and Jello. Which is exactly what I’ll be able to eat after the surgery.

So now I’m happy that all these little appointments are done and now it’s just the surgery and everything after that I have to deal with. I know I’ll be nervous when I’m at the hospital and I have to hang out by myself in the pre-op room, that’ll suck. But they did say that they give you some medication before you even give you the anesthesia, and that kinda knocks you out so you don’t really remember anything after getting that stuff, until you wake up. Which totally works for me.

I’ve noticed that I use “so” a lot. Gotta stop that. I’ve come to find out that the funniest/most annoying thing to read while I’m on “vacation” will be my work email. I checked it today and got one email from Roxy Bitch this morning asking me to fax some of her contracts to our finance department. First off, She’s known for like ever that I would not be at work on Friday. In fact I even emailed her and everybody that needed to know that I would not be in at work today. Idiots. Then I got another email from my boss no less. She emailed me on Thursday asking for some spec ads that she thought that I had done (but had never asked me to do) for a prospective client. I emailed her back and said that I had never done spec ads for them. This was all at like 10am yesterday. So then she emails me back at like 6:45pm yesterday saying “can you make them?”. Idiots! I swear it’s like they’re taking crazy pills or something. I should write her back and be like, “yeah in two weeks”. Dorks. My opinion of my boss’ brain power is starting to downgrade and thats not a good thing. She’s starting to come down the ranks of Kimmie and Roxy, which is seriously sad.

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